{"id":1848,"date":"2008-01-16T12:49:44","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T16:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/v3\/?p=1848"},"modified":"2008-08-21T12:50:37","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T16:50:37","slug":"tcp-announces-auditions-for-the-kitchen-witches-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/?p=1848","title":{"rendered":"TCP announces auditions for The Kitchen Witches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Tyrone Community Players recently announced auditions for \u201cThe Kitchen Witches\u201d.<br \/>\nAuditions are scheduled for Sunday and Monday, February 3 and 4 at 7 p.m. each night.<br \/>\nDirector Ed Kuhstos will hold the auditions at The TCP Building, 1019 Logan Avenue, Tyrone.<br \/>\nAccording to a press release from TCP, this comedy features the antics of Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle. They are two \u201cmature\u201d cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for 30 years, ever since Stephen Biddle dated one and married the other.<br \/>\nThe TV station manager feels the combination of Dolly and Isobel would make for great television and pairs them up on a show called \u201cThe Kitchen Witches\u201d. The insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly\u2019s long-suffering TV-producer son Stephen tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly\u2019s dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel\u2019s, it\u2019s a losing battle.<br \/>\nYou guessed it, the show becomes a rating smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer!<br \/>\nAccording to folklore, \u201cKitchen Witches\u201d bring good luck and make the kitchen a warm, cozy, and comfortable place filled with laughter.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s certainly true for the full-length comedy, \u201cThe Kitchen Witches\u201d.<br \/>\nYour pots will boil over with laughter, your cakes will rise with giggles, and you&#8217;ll have a snickeringly delightful evening!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Tyrone Community Players recently announced auditions for \u201cThe Kitchen Witches\u201d. Auditions are scheduled for Sunday and Monday, February 3 and 4 at 7 p.m. each night. Director Ed Kuhstos will hold the auditions at The TCP Building, 1019 Logan Avenue, Tyrone. According to a press release from TCP, this comedy features the antics of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news-in-the-tyrone-pennsylvania-area","category-excerpts-from-the-tyrone-daily-herald"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tyronepa.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}